“- Catherine Winslow: One thing puzzles me. Why are you always at such pains to prevent people knowing the truth about you, Sir Robert?
- Sir Robert Morton: Am I indeed?
- Catherine Winslow: You know that you are. Why?
- Sir Robert Morton: Which of us knows the truth about himself?
- Catherine Winslow: That is no answer.”
Rebecca Pidgeon - Catherine Winslow
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Morton

“That's the thing I like most about Amy. She didn't have any airs. She was real... She was just a charming, sweet lady.”

Yasiin Bey - Yasiin Bey

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre

“A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.”
Danny DeVito - Phil Cooper

“- Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
- Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
- Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang