“- Joe, the Narrator: Then there were my father and mother, two people who could find an argument in any subject.
- Martin, the father: Wait, you think the Atlantic is a greater ocean than the Pacific?
- Tess, the mother: No. Have it your way. The Pacific is greater.
- Joe, the Narrator: I mean, how many people argue over oceans?”
Woody Allen - Joe, the Narrator
Michael Tucker - Martin, the father
Julie Kavner - Tess, the mother

“You've never seen the ocean? Don't you know what happens when you get to Heaven? In Heaven, all they talk about is the ocean. How gorgeously beautiful it is. And all the sunsets that they saw. How you could feel the sun loose its strength. And how the cool water splashed forward and the only fire left was the fire in their souls.”
Til Schweiger - Martin Brest

“Did you know you can hear the ocean through these? Well, it works both ways. The ocean can hear you, too.”

Sara Paxton - Aquamarine

“If you have the tooth of a whale, you must have the jaw of a whale to yield it.”
Rawiri Paratene - Koro

“I hate beaches. All that sand up your crack and nowhere to pee apart from the ocean.”
Keira Knightley - Frankie