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“- Parole Board Chairman: The Parole Board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.
- Earl Talbot Blake: I did! With your wife's pubic hair!”
“You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.”
“- Buck: I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them?
- Shira: No thank you.”
“- Troy Maxson: Now you tell me who you ever heard of gonna pull their own teeth with a pair of rusty pliers?
- Jim Bono: They're old folks. My granddaddy used to pull his teeth with pliers. They ain't had no dentists for colored folk back then.
- Troy Maxson: Well, get clean pliers. You understand? Clean pliers.”
“He's a sharp tooth! We're not his family! We're his diet!”
“- Eva: You have, like, eighty million toothbrushes.
- Albert: I do?
- Eva: Yeah.
- Albert: I only use one of them.
- Eva: Then why don't you just throw the other ones out?
- Albert: I don't know. Because they're my friends?”
“- Woody Grant: Where's my teeth?
- David Grant: You lost your teeth?”
“- Peggy Sue: Grandpa, if you had a chance to go back and do it all differently, what would you have changed?
- Barney Alvorg: Well, I would have taken better care of my teeth.”
“Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth!”
“- Sid: Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... With their teeth.
- Diego: Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it.”
“Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.”
“- Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
- Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
- Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you.”
“- Vincent: What do you want for Christmas?
- Sam: My two front teeth.”
“- Ceil: Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.
- Abe: Kids were playing hockey with them.
- Ceil: They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?
- Abe: Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.”
“- Steve Arlo: Maybe you should stop snorting that shit.
- Daryl Zero: Keeps my teeth sharp.”
“- Spanky: How's the toothache, bub?
- Alfalfa: Uh, dentist pulled my wisdom teeth.
- Spanky: So that explains why you're acting so stupid.”
“- Carla: My dad gives these instead of candy!
- Daniel: Up and down, but not across. ”
“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”