“- Bob Wiley: What are we doing?
- Dr. Leo Marvin: Death therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“Turtle. He was my best buddy. Then his rifle backfired and blew his face off. We all learned a valuable lesson about weapon maintenance that day.”

Kieran Culkin - Igby

“- Archibald Cunningham: If I had to slaughter an ox, your grace, a Claymore would be my first choice.
- Will Guthrie: You'd best use a musket. Save the beast a slow dying.
- Archibald Cunningham: I would not need a musket for you, Guthrie.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Gilbert Martin - Guthrie

“We work for Mr. Tunstall as regulators. We regulate any stealing off his property. We're damn good too! Mr. Tunstall's got a soft spot for runaways, darelicts, vagrant types. But you can't be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney