“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
Woody Allen

“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
Sacha Guitry

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin