“If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch. Bitch!”
Janet Jackson - Justice

- Andrew Martin: What a piece of fecal matter.
- Rupert Burns: Shit.
- Andrew Martin: Excuse me?
- Rupert Burns: What a piece of shit.
- Andrew Martin: I know that.
- Rupert Burns: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say: "piece of shit”.
- Andrew Martin: "Piece of shit"?
- Rupert Burns: Yes, but with feeling.
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns

“- Shannon Bell: You are gonna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.
- Frank Miller: Okay. Well, fuck you! How is that for constructive?”

Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller

“Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.”
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Simone: What a bitch she called me a slut. I'm gonna kick her ass.
- Darla: You said you wouldn't get mad.
- Simone: I'm not mad!”
Joey Lauren Adams - Joey Lauren Adams
Parker Posey - Darla