“- Neera: You like kids, I see.
- Aladar: Well, the skinny ones are a bit chewy.”
Julianna Margulies - Neera
D.B. Sweeney - Aladar

“- Willie Scott: That's the maharaja? A kid?
- Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round

“Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.”
Katie Holmes - Rachel Dawes

“I feel like I'm still a kid practically, but your teachers and your parents and everybody's got everything planned out for you with high expectations. But what if it has nothing to do with you? You lose track of yourself, and that's fake!”

Erika Christensen - Hannah Kingsley

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed