“That child that's coming, that's your grandchild. I don't understand you. It's your grandchild. What difference does it make how it gets here. The child ain't got nothin' to do with that. Ain't none of us got nothing to do with that!”

Regina King - Sharon Rivers

“Yo! Adrian! You know we never... and we had a kid so it was an immaculate ejection.”
Sylvester Stallone - Sylvester Stallone

“My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice.”
Eva Green - Isabelle

“- Newton's Mother: Newton! What are you doing up there?
- Newton: I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom!
- Hailey: I want to have your baby.”

David Cross - Newton
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Hailey

“Trust you? The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.”
Rosie Perez - Tina