“Eating Raoul” quotes

Movie Eating Raoul
Title Eating Raoul
Year 1982
Director Paul Bartel
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – One evening Paul finds his wife Mary quarreling with a delivery guy and Paul is forced to defend her hitting the guy with a frying pan and accidentally killing him. The couple thinks to open an activity to conceal corpses and the business is successful, but a thief wants to participate at all costs.
All actors – Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov, Robert Beltran, Susan Saiger, Lynn Hobart, Richard Paul, Mark Woods, John Shearin, Darcy Pulliam, Ben Haller, Roberta Spero, Vernon Demetrius
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  • “You taste it, you're gonna buy it, alright?”

    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
  • “- Lady Customer: Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy.
    - Paul Bland: Is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.”

    Lynn Hobart - Lady Customer
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
  • “- Sex Shop Salesman: I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
    - Paul Bland: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
    - Sex Shop Salesman: Sure!”

    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:need, sex]
  • “- Paul Bland: Mary, I just killed a man.
    - Mary Bland: He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage.”

    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    [Tag:killing, waste]
  • “- Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
    - Paul Bland: Trail mix?
    - Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.”

    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:joke, sex, tools]
  • “- Paul Bland: A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase! How are we going to pay that?
    - Mary Bland: Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so.
    - Paul Bland: Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment.”

    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    [Tag:money, payment]
  • “At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.”

    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    [Tag:killing, tools]
  • “It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.”
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
  • “- Sex Shop Salesman: Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and... Alien.
    - Paul Bland: Just give me the cheapest one.
    - Sex Shop Salesman: Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?”

    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:money, sex]
  • “- Mary Bland: Why should we give up any of that money? We had to kill two people to get it!
    - Raoul Mendoza: You killed two people for less than a thousand dollars?
    - Mary Bland: ... One of them shortchanged us.”

    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    Robert Beltran - Raoul Mendoza
    [Tag:killing, money]
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