“- Candy Striper: Hello Miss Sad Pants, and her friend, Serious Sally! How about a nice cool mint to help turn those frowns upside down?
- Loretta: Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?”
Allyson Kearns - Candy Striper
Allison Janney - Loretta

“- Trent: She smiled, baby.
- Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
- Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
- Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Smile! It increases your face value.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“Love is waiting for you behind a friendly face.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke