“- Sherman: Do I look like an animal shelter?
- Natty Gann: Don't worry, I'll keep this one.
- Sherman: That's what you said the last time.”

Scatman Crothers - Sherman
Meredith Salenger - Natty Gann

“- Bryan Mills: I mean, it's a lot of work. It's a lot of responsibility. With a puppy you have to be there all the time and feed it, walk it.
- Kim Mills: Yeah.
- Bryan Mills: It's not different than having a kid.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace - Kim Mills

“- Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
- Shrek: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Bullwinkle: Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong!
- Rocky: Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean!
- Bullwinkle: You mean two rights do make a wrong?”
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle
June Foray - Rocky

“Since when do you have to be nice to be right?”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield