“[Clark punches the Marty Moose statue]
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing?
- Clark Griswold: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking a right he owes us!
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're scaring me!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“You don't know how hard it is for me to make friends. My parents made me skip two grades in school. My only friend is Cheyenne, and it's only because... my mom and her mom went to college together. So, she kinda has to. It's like everybody thinks I'm some kind of freak or something. Like I'm crazy.”

Alicia Silverstone - Darian Forrester

“I got a lot of friends crazier than you. But none better.”
Jason Bernard - Tyrone Wattell

“The stress is killing me. I dunno how much longer I can last.”
Mario Cantone - Mikey Abromowitz

“Taking some stress management courses? When we get out of this, I may have to steal you.”

Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner