“I think, instead of passport photographs, they should let you do a drawing of yourself.”
Joyce Deans - Stephanie

“You're no general. You're not even a good painter.”

Kevin Costner - The Postman

“- Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
- Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.
- Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!”

Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Adele Cross: Next thing you'll be painting women without clothes.
- Christopher Cross: I never saw a woman without any clothes.
- Adele Cross: I should hope not!”
Rosalind Ivan - Adele Cross
Edward G. Robinson - Christopher Cross

“- Katharine Clifton: I'm impressed you can sew.
- Almásy: Good.
- Katharine Clifton: You sew very badly.
- Almásy: You don't sew at all.
- Katharine Clifton: A woman should never learn to sew, and if she can she shouldn't admit to it.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Katharine Clifton
Ralph Fiennes - Almásy