Rowan Atkinson movie quotes

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Identikit and personal data
Name
Rowan
Last name
Atkinson
Pseudonym
Rowan Atkinson
Born
January 6, 1955 in Consett
Gender
male
Nationality
British
Profession
actor, comedian, scriptwriter, film producer
Zodiac sign
Capricorn
Rowan Atkinson movie quotes, phrases and lines
27 in english
Rowan Atkinson quotes
  • “You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.”
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  • “My bottom will be king of England before you are.”
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
    [Tag:vanity]
  • - Pegasus: English, we can't afford any mistakes. Not tonight.
    - Johnny English: The word "mistake", Sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.

    Tim Pigott-Smith - Pegasus, Head of MI7
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
    [Tag:mistake]
  • “I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of Sherbet Lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.”
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
  • “- Enrico Pollini: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.
    - Owen Templeton: No I wasn't.
    - Enrico Pollini: No pun intended.
    - Owen Templeton: What pun was that?”

    Rowan Atkinson - Enrico Pollini
    Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton
    [Tag:girl, name]
  • “- Lt. Brutus: Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
    - Mr. Bean: Not that I know of.
    - Lt. Brutus: You certainly could use some.”

    Richard Gant - Lt. Brutus
    Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean
    [Tag:health]
  • “- Fiona: It's rather like the first time one has sex, I suppose.
    - Father Gerald: I suppose so.
    - Fiona: Only not as messy, and far less cause for condoms.”

    Rowan Atkinson - Father Gerald - Wedding Two
    Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Fiona - Wedding One
    [Tag:beginnings, sex]
  • “- Ron Anderson: Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?
    - Dexter King: Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...
    - Ron Anderson: Then for fuck's sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?”

    Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson
    Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King
  • “- Bough: Are you all right, sir?
    - Johnny English: Yes, I landed on something quite soft.
    - Bough: That was me, sir.”

    Ben Miller - Bough, English's Sidekick
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
    [Tag:safety]
  • “- Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
    - Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved collegekids.
    - Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.”

    Rowan Atkinson - Mondavarious
    Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
  • “- Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Hmm-hmm-hmm, adieu.
    - Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?”

    Jeremy Irons - Scar
    Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
    [Tag:eating, food, playing]
  • “Families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of.”
    Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean
  • “I have lost my heart many times before... I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.”

    Rowan Atkinson - Enrico Pollini
    [Tag:comfort, heart, losing]
  • - Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
    - Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?

    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
    Oliver Ford Davies - Archbishop of Canterbury
    [Tag:god, tattoos]
  • “A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.”
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
  • “- David Langley: What exactly is your position at the gallery?
    - Mr. Bean: I sit in the corner and look at the paintings.
    - David Langley: Ach! That is brilliant! If only more scholars would do that, not lecture and write and argue, but just sit and look at the paintings themselves. Now that is brilliant.”

    Peter MacNicol - David Langley
    Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean
    [Tag:art, learning]
  • “- Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Savage.
    - Johnny English: No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giantcactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.”

    Natalie Imbruglia - Lorna Campbell
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
  • “My job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it's really quite big, which is excellent. because If it were really small, you know, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a tremendous shame.”
    Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean
  • “Look! A drifter, let's kill him!”
    Rowan Atkinson - Enrico Pollini
    [Tag:killing]
  • “- Zazu: There's one in every family sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions.
    - Mufasa: What am I going to do with him?
    - Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
    - Mufasa: Zazu!
    - Zazu: And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him.”

    Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
    James Earl Jones - Mufasa
    [Tag:relatives]
  • “- Lorna Campbell: What are you going to do? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you going to get out there and save your country?
    - Johnny English: ...I'm going to sit in the flat.”

    Natalie Imbruglia - Lorna Campbell
    Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
  • “Face it, King, you're worthless and weak and the chances of you getting a girlfriend without the aid of a virus which wiped out the entire male population of the planet are frankly pretty remote.”
    Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson
  • “- Zazu: Checking in with the morning report.
    - Mufasa: Fire away.
    - Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't....” (continue)
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    Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
    James Earl Jones - Mufasa
    [Tag:animals]
  • “- Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
    - Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.
    - Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!”

    Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley
    Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean
  • “- Zazu: Well, as slippery as your mind is, as the King's brother you should've been first in line.
    - Scar: Well, I was first in line, until the little hairball was born.
    - Mufasa: That hairball is my son. And your future king.
    - Scar: Oh, I shall have to practice my curtsy.”

    Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
    Jeremy Irons - Scar
    James Earl Jones - Mufasa
    [Tag:envy, king]
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