“Well, we are going to try to help you find a way to replace the drapes and the towels, but our confidence in you, Edward, is not going to be so easy to replace.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“- Bill Gambini: You have to see the Gambinis in action. I mean, these people, they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue.
- Stan Rothenstein: My parents argue too, it doesn't make them good lawyers.
- Bill Gambini: Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me, they're amateurs.”
Ralph Macchio - Bill Gambini

“- Kenny: Teri, your mother worked hard to keep that house in the family! For you, and your family...
- Teri: Oh, fuck the family! I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family fucked my husband.”

Jeffrey D. Sams - Kenny
Vanessa Williams - Teri

“Poor Robert, he doesn't deserve it. He's never hurt anyone in his life. He's so good and simple and kind and he trusts me so. I mean everything, everything in the world to him. It's gonna ruin his life.”
Bette Davis - Leslie Crosbie

“- George Halley: I don't trust any of my friends.
- Panama Smith: The feeling's mutual, George. They don't trust you either.”
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally
Gladys George - Panama Smith