“Why am I the only one who can see that to solve crimes we must use our brains, assisted by reason, using up-to-date scientific techniques?”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Dr. Cardigan: What a wonderful contribution to science your brain would make, Mr. Chan!
- Charlie Chan: Thank you so much, but for present would prefer to keep same for own use.”
George Zucco - Dr. Cardigan
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“I really wouldn't care to scratch your surface, Mr. Kralik, because I know exactly what I'd find. Instead of a heart, a hand-bag. Instead of a soul, a suitcase. And instead of an intellect, a cigarette lighter... which doesn't work.”

Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.”

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)