Bruce Campbell movie quotes

Bruce Campbell movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Bruce Campbell quotes
  • “Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock,...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)
    [Tag:shopping, weapons]
  • “- Wiseman: When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
    - Ash: Yeah, basically.
    - Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?
    - Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.”

    Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman
    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)
    [Tag:mistake, words]
  • - Duke Henry the Red: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
    - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: Who wants to know?
    - Duke Henry the Red: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
    - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two... (continue)
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    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)
    Richard Grove - Duke Henry the Red
  • “I know you're scared; we're all scared, but that doesn't mean we are cowards. We can take these skeletons, we can take them, with science.”

    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)
  • “Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
    [Tag:food, life, sex]
  • “I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'.”

    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
  • “- Ring Announcer: What's your name, kid?
    - Peter Parker: The Human Spider.
    - Ring Announcer: The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?
    - Peter Parker: Yeah.
    - Ring Announcer: Oh, that sucks. ...The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... the terrifying... the deadly... the amazing Spider-Man!”

    Bruce Campbell - Ring Announcer
    Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
  • I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: "Necronomiconexmortis". "The Book of the Dead". Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral... (continue)(continue reading)
    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)
    [Tag:books, evil]
  • “- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
    - Linda: Sure.
    - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.”

    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams
    Denise Bixler - Linda
  • “- Elvis Presley: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
    - Jack: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!”

    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
    Ossie Davis - Jack
  • “If you go to Hollywood, you've already sold out.”
    Bruce Campbell
  • “I see parody as another form of comedy.”
    Bruce Campbell
    [Tag:comedy, parody]
  • “Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.”
    Bruce Campbell
    [Tag:acting, actors]
  • “Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?”
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
    [Tag:fame, past, regret]
  • “My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong?”
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
  • “Always the questions. Never the answers. Always the hopes... never the fulfillments.”
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
  • - Elvis Presley: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".
    - Jack: Also "watch your ass".

    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
    Ossie Davis - Jack
  • “- Jack: No time for regrets, Elvis. We were the best fathers we could be under the circumstances.
    - Elvis Presley: Yeah, I guess, no time for regrets. We got business to take care of.”

    Ossie Davis - Jack
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
  • “- Nancy: I'm not that kind of girl!
    - Renaldo 'the Heel': Well, with a little practice you could learn to be.”

    Sheree J. Wilson - Nancy
    Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'
    [Tag:attitude, sex, women]
  • “- Renaldo 'the Heel': Well, maybe I'm a heel.
    - Vic Ajax: Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.
    - Renaldo 'the Heel': Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.”

    Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'
    Reed Birney - Vic Ajax
  • “In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs, and stupidity, and the coveting of women. Now it's time. Time to be a little of what I had always fantasized of bein' - a hero.”
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
    [Tag:heroes, movie, reality]
  • - Callie: Why would you want to leave all that fame, Mr. Presley? All that money?
    - Elvis Presley: I don't know. 'Cause they got old. The woman I loved, Priscilla, she was gone. The rest of the women... were just women. I mean, the music wasn't even mine anymore. Hell, I wasn't even me anymore, just this thing they made up. And my "friends"...... (continue)
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    Heidi Marnhout - Callie
    Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
  • “Taste my steel, you dog!”
    Bruce Campbell - Roland the Intrepid Explorer
  • “Distracts me? A beautiful woman lying naked in a bathtub? Where was I?”
    Bruce Campbell - Autolycus
    [Tag:beauty, nudity]
  • - Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
    - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: Come get some.

    Sara Shearer - Old Woman
    Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)
    [Tag:fighting, soul, threat]