“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“I guess a man's best friend is his mother.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson

“- Marion Crane: Do you go out with friends?
- Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.”
Janet Leigh - Marion Crane
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.”
Ricki Lake - Connie Doyle

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
- Ed Hocken: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken