“- Burt Gummer: You do know which end the bullets come out?
- Desert Jack Sawyer: I've seen movies.”

Michael Gross - Burt Gummer
Shawn Christian - Desert Jack Sawyer

“I made a film where nobody got shot and nobody went to see it.”
Sam Peckinpah

“- Senator Jummy Simpson: I've seen that girl somewhere before.
- Liza Prescott: She's a very particular friend of the director who's making this picture. He sticks her in every scene he can.”

Walter Kingsford - Senator Jummy Simpson
Billie Burke - Liza Prescott

“My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.”

Eddie Murphy - Insp. Scott Roper

“- Emily Montgomery: I've seen all your movies.
- Cameron Drake: Both of them?”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake