“- Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
- Trip: Hey, but, but they make pornomovies that start out like that too, man.”
Sam Huntington - Jam
James DeBello - Trip

There's this movie playing out at the drive in. I've seen it about five times. It's called "Saturday Night Girls".
John Philbin - Gideon

“Nancy, you can't be the final girl. It's not in your DNA, or whatever. You're the shy girl with the clipboard and the guitar. You get laid and then you die. You're just part of the body count. No offense.”
Nina Dobrev - Vicki Summers

“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“He doesn't want a wife. He wants a love slave, one that he can kick around.”
Elizabeth Peña - Rosie Morales