“We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses.”

Lloyd Bridges - Tug Benson

“I saw your last fight. Spent so much time face down I thought the canvas had titties.”

Hilary Swank - Maggie Fitzgerald

“- Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
- Archer: If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.”
Harry Shearer - Punch-It
Frank Langella - Archer

“- Roger Murtaugh: You okay, Riggs?
- Martin Riggs: No, I'm not okay. I just had my ass kicked again.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone