“- Sydney Small Mammals: Please, this is a wild animal! You get too close, it'll give you a nasty nip!
- Rollo Lee: A safety pin would give me a nasty nip, Lotterby. I'll tell you what fierce is, fierce is biting the whole hand off!”
Robert Lindsay - Sydney Small Mammals
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“No one's ever been attacked by one of those, Lotterby, or if they have been, they never noticed.”

John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“Damn, did you know that you could have seven million termites living in your house and not even know it until you fall right through the corridor floor on your way to the kitchen?”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Heather Swallers: Are there any alligators in there?
- Bobby Kent: I don't know, why don't you go skinny dipping and find out?”

Kelli Garner - Heather Swallers
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent

“They'll come after you, son. Just for the ugly fun of tearing you apart.”

Hugh Webster - Drunk