“We bring you disaster: crushing, humiliating disaster. It is folly to stand against the mighty wrath of the Fuhrer.”

Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“Love makes you do crazy things, insane things, things in a million years you never thought you'd see yourself do.”
Rose Byrne - Alex

“- Sam Lombardo: You scared the shit out of me. Are you fuckin' crazy?
- Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.”

Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“I guess everyone is entitled to make a complete and utter fool of himself every now and then.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock

So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

Ed O'Neill - Glenn