“- Blake - Socialite: This place slightly resembles an insane asylum.
- Alexander Bullock: Well, all you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.”
Selmer Jackson - Blake - Socialite
Eugene Pallette - Alexander Bullock

“Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“I guess everyone is entitled to make a complete and utter fool of himself every now and then.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock

So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

Ed O'Neill - Glenn

“Wayne, you know, I don't think you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar