“- Theater Director: We gotta see the love, but we've also gotta see the agony. You have been in love before, haven't you?
- Alex: Yes. Sure.
- Theater Director: Oh, good. Share us a little something.”

Marcel Jeannin - Theater Director
Rose Byrne - Alex

“- Tom Baxter: I love you. I'm honest, dependable, courageous, romantic, and a great kisser.
- Gil Shepherd: And I'm real.”

Jeff Daniels - Tom Baxter
Jeff Daniels - Gil Shepherd

“- Vesper Lynd: You love me?
- James Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.”
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“We will now present for your entertainment the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid! Not of wood, not of stone... pyramid, of ponderous, pulsating, pulchritudinous pachyderms!”
Herman Bing - The Ringmaster

“- Joseph Tura: Her husband is that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura. You've probably heard of him.
- Colonel Ehrhardt: Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war. What he did to Shakespeare we are now doing to Poland.”

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura
Sig Ruman - Colonel Ehrhardt