“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“Nunchuks Giganticus!”

Noel Fisher - Michelangelo

“There's nothing as dangerous as a square shooter. If all men were like you, there wouldn't be any nice girl left.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lee Leander

“If you want to dine with the devil, you need a long spoon!”

Jack Palance - Mercy

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh