“- Sister Superior: You stole money because you want to get out of organized crime?
- Brian Hope: Oh, it was stolen already.”
Janet Suzman - Sister Superior
Eric Idle - Brian Hope

“- Brian Hope: It's like Robin Hood, you see? We stole from the rich to give to the poor.
- Sister Superior: Who are you going to give this money to?
- Brian Hope: Us. We're poor.”
Janet Suzman - Brian Hope

“- Nick Conklin: A couple of guys I used to work with in the department took some money from some drug dealers. No big deal.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: They stole?
- Nick Conklin: They liberated funds.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: Theft is theft. There is no gray area.
- Nick Conklin: Hey Matsu, New York is one big gray area.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin
Ken Takakura - Matsumoto Masahiro

“- Ernie Mullins: Hey, where'd you get that apple?
- Mike Lafebb: Out there.
- Ernie Mullins: Next time you want an apple, you buy it!”
Burt Reynolds - Ernie Mullins
Casey Siemaszko - Mike Lafebb

“- Jessica Rabbit: We're not going anywhere in my car. Let's take yours.
- Eddie Valiant: I have a feeling someone already did.”
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant