“- Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot. Will you be a good girl until I get back?
- Gertie: Mommy, he can talk!
- Mary: [thinking she meant Elliott instead of E.T.] Of course he can talk. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Stay there.”
Dee Wallace - Mary
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“- Fisherman: Come back here!
- Sylvie: Pitiful. He's gonna have a heart attack someday.
- Ruth: It must be his boat.
- Sylvie: Either that or he's some kind of lunatic. I'm certainly not going back to find out.”

Michael Davidoff - Fisherman
Christine Lahti - Sylvie
Sara Walker - Ruth

“First thing on the list of what Americans say they hate: work; second, traffic; third, missing socks.”
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“- Dr. Gaius Baltar: You know, I've never known you to play the optimist. Why the change of heart?
- Number Six: Mathematics. Law of averages. Let a complex system repeat itself long enough and eventually something surprising might occur. That, too, is in God's plan.”
James Callis - Dr. Gaius Baltar
Tricia Helfer - Number Six

“My favorite statistic is discovering that the murder rate had gone down by 20%. The coverage that is, how many murders are on the evening news it went up by 600%.”
Barry Glassner - Himself