“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George Burns

“- Joe: What were you doing out in the forest?
- Lisa: That's my secret hobby. Photography.
- Joe: Really?
- Lisa: I was taking pictures of myself.”
Craig Sheffer - Joe
Virginia Madsen - Lisa

“For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“What men do after work is what made us rich. No need to screw them at work as well.”
Paul Newman - John Rooney