“- Drunk: Do I need to ring a bell to get a refill? You can see my glass is empty.
- Bobby Cupid: The glass is always empty. So is the spot on the counter where the money's supposed to be.”
Fred Ward - Drunk
Luke Wilson - Bobby Cupid

“- Paul Blake: I'll buy you a beer. It's on me.
- Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers: Now it's on you.”

Scott Bakula - Paul Blake
Tom Whitenight - Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers

“- Captain Bully Hayes: Not much of a drinker, are you?
- Nathaniel Williamson: No.
- Captain Bully Hayes: Well, it's a useful habit sometimes.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes
Michael O'Keefe - Nathaniel Williamson

“- David Halloran: You people actually drink this stuff?
- Margaret Sellinger: No we just like to put it in our cups and stare at it.
- David Halloran: Tastes too much like, boiled water.
- Margaret Sellinger: It is boiled water.
- David Halloran: I knew there was a reason.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln