“I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.”
Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri

You know, there's a rule in sports, "don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations".
Himself - John Madden

“We take the shit, we smash the shit, and then we put the shit back.”

Howie Mandel - Maurice

“Now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.”
Robert Fuhrmann - Rick Lauter

“We must fight until only one remains. You are safe only on Holy Ground. None of us will violate that rule. It's tradition.”

Sir Sean Connery - Ramirez