“One should never trust a woman.”
Akim Tamiroff - Uncle Pio

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“- Char: Why do we always have to anlayze everthing? Can't you just trust that I love you?
- Zane Zaminski: Algorithms I trust. Boolean logic I trust. Beautiful women, they just... mystify me.”
Teri Polo - Char
Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison