“- Cindy Sondheim: Why did you tell him that?
- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they're going to do just before they try to kill them.
- Renfield: He's absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that's part of the rules. But in this case, we are the good guys.”
Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim
Richard Benjamin - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg
Arte Johnson - Renfield

“- Denise Kalberg: It was you who brought that snake? You brought the devil!
- Paul Serone: There's a devil inside everyone.”
Kari Wuhrer - Denise Kalberg
Jon Voight - Paul Serone

“- Agnes: You saw a for real, like, unicorn? What did it look like? Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? Was it fluffy?
- Scar-Faced Man: It was so fluffy... I thought I was gonna die!”
Nev Scharrel - Agnes
Michael Beattie - Scar-Faced Man

“You're an animal. A dog. All you understand is the fist and boot.”
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“I have to warn you, I may be small, but I can be ferocious if provoked.”
Elizabeth Daily - Babe