“It seems to me the measure of the true perversity of the human race, that one of its very few reliably pleasurable activities should be the subject of so much hysteria and repression.”

Vincent Cassel - Otto Gross

“- Derek Smalls: We're taking a sophisticated view of sex...
- Marty DiBergi: Down on a farm.
- Derek Smalls: Yeah.”
Harry Shearer - Derek Smalls
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“Later on tonight, we're going to fall madly in bed.”
Darren Boyd - Cooper

“- Lily: Do you drink coffee?
- Jim: No, not really.
- Lily: Because I thought maybe we could go back to my apartment for some coffee or something.
- Jim: I would love some coffee.”
Karin Anger - Lily
Robert May - Jim