“- David Huxley: But Susan, you can't climb in a man's bedroom window!
- Susan Vance: I know, it's on the second floor!”
Cary Grant - David Huxley
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“- Hortensia: Careful, dear, boys don't like smart-asses.
- Maribel Naranjo: No, they just like asses.”
Raquel Welch - Hortensia
Tamara Mello - Maribel Naranjo

“If a family in Milwaukee believes that their child should go to a Lutheran school that teaches creationism, that's okay with me because at least they'll learn to spell creationism.”
John Olof Norquist

“A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“A kitchen which thinks it's complete doesn't understand a thing about women.”
Guido Jonckers