“- Sheev: Have you ever been to China?
- Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!”
Kevin Heffernan - Sheev
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke

“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.”
George Burns

“We can make bad pictures, too... Costs more, but we can make 'em.”
John Huston

“I know audiences feed on crap, but I cannot believe we are so lacking that we cannot dish it up to them with some trace of originality.”
Darryl Francis Zanuck

“I don't hurt the industry. The industry hurts itself, by making so many lousy movies — as if General Motors deliberately put out a bad car.”
Humphrey Bogart