Seann William Scott quotes
“- Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
- Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it.
- Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.”
“- Panicked Start: Meteor shower!
- Eddie: Meteor?
- Crash: Shower?”
“Get this: they've been getting pussy non-stop for 30 years. They're probably fucking right now and they're old dudes! They put makeup on and it's all good!”
“Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?
[hits Finch in the groin]
“- Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
- Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Harry: You going to finish that bacon?
- Wayne: Yeah, I am. I ordered it, didn't I?”
“- Beck: You're just like every other jackass that I've taken down. First they try to run, then they try to fight, then they try to negotiate. And when that doesn't work, you're gonna do what all the others do when they realize it's over.
- Travis: What's that?
- Beck: You're gonna get down on your hands and knees and you're gonna beg me for a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“What's the purpose of this circle?”
“- Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, you got a tattoo.
- Chester Greenburg: So do you, dude!
- Chester Greenburg: So then what does mine say?
- Jesse Montgomery III: Sweet! What does mine say?
- Chester Greenburg: Dude! What does mine say?”
“- Crash: Baby made a poopie.
- Eddie: I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.”
“- Jim Levenstein: Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches.
- Stifler: Cause he fuckin' bit me!
- Finch: You touch me, I bite.”
“- Eddie: What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the Earth.
- Crash: How? Everyone is either a dude or our sister.”
“- Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
- Skiff: Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell me something the real Lem would know.”
“I try to make the best of the opportunities that have been given to me.”
“I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.”
“That's a funny place for his antenna.”
“- E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
- Kyle: That makes no sense.
- E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, ok, I didn't make up the rules.”
“- John Farley: You have a father?
- Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father. I'm not Jesus.”