“I am an American. I adore Britain and have a strong English half, but my roots are here in the U.S. - it is not a matter of choice; it is simply fact.”
Jennifer Ehle

“Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?”
Steve Guttenberg

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”
Mel Brooks

“I'm scared of comedy. I thinks it demands stage experience and I've never been before the footlights. I wish I had. Do you know, I have a curious recurrent dream that I am in a stage play and most embarrassed - like those dreams when one is caught in extreme negligee in some public place.”
Norma Shearer

“Romantic comedies tend to be, for me, an oxymoron.”
Christian Bale