“Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.”
Brad Dourif - Al Bert

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“Mr. Chandos was a man who spent more time with his gardener than his wife.”
Neil Cunningham - Mr Noyes

“- Alabama: Have you seen your lovely little wife today?
- Clarence Worley: Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley?
- Alabama: Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley?
- Clarence Worley: No, none for me.”
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“My husband is having an affair with your wife. I don't think we should talk about it... unless you're prepared to kill them.”

Isabella Rossellini - Madeleine Regency