“I keep telling you not to think! You're very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon', just simply isn't one of them.”

Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Eleanor Shaw Iselin

“A man who can't handle tools is not a man.”
Dustin Hoffman - William 'Willy' Loman

“There's pee freckles on the ceiling now! How'd they get it up there? Just how big a target do they need, you figure? They get enough practice, that's for sure.”

Octavia Spencer - Zelda Fuller

“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Janet Hall

“- Doug Remer: Your bed is over here.
[indicates a dog bed]
- Squeak Scolari: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
- Joe Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper