“You, people. Don't you know how bad we treat you, people? Serving your country? This ain't your country. You country is full of apes and gorillas, malaria, missionaries...”

Christopher McDonald - Major Joy

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Are either of you Greek?
- Arthur: No.
- Maurice: Well, yes, actually I'm half-Greek.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Top half or bottom half?”
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Stanley Tucci - Arthur
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“The strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.”
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur