“You, people. Don't you know how bad we treat you, people? Serving your country? This ain't your country. You country is full of apes and gorillas, malaria, missionaries...”

Christopher McDonald - Major Joy

“I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?”
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“- April Logan: Texas must be heaven.
- Dusty Rivers: It will be when you get there.”
Madeleine Carroll - April Logan
Gary Cooper - Dusty Rivers

“We have no quarrel with the people of Spain or of any other country; but when the ruthless ambition of a man threatens to engulf the world, it becomes the solemn obligation of all free men to affirm that the earth belongs not to any one man, but to all men, and that freedom is the deed and title to the soil on which we exist.”
Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth

“I don't love the government, but I do love my country.”
Toni Edgar-Bruce - Lady Houston