“Seinfeld” quotes

TV Series Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld created this TV Series in 1989
Title Seinfeld
Year 1989
Creators Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
Genre Comedy
Plot – Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City and follows Jerry Seinfeld, a very successful stand-up comedian, and his friends: George Costanza, former girlfriend Elaine Benes, and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer. The episodes very often focus on mundane conversations and situations that could be found during everyday life in New York City.
All actors – Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ruth Cohen, Wayne Knight, Norman Brenner, Heidi Swedberg, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Liz Sheridan, John O'Hurley, Barney Martin
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  • “So what’s the deal with brunch? I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there’s no ‘lupper’ or no ‘linner’?”
    Janeane Garofalo - Jeannie Steinman
    [Tag:eating, food]
  • “You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip — just take one dip and end it.”
    Kieran Mulroney - Timmy
    [Tag:eating, food]
  • “I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?”
    Jason Alexander - George Costanza
    [Tag:america, country]
  • “What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses — like they’re trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?”
    Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld
    [Tag:books, reading]
  • “Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
    Wayne Knight - Newman
    [Tag:feeling, weekend]