“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
- Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee

“I need $2,000 an engine or a miracle.”
Cassidy Rae - Jessie

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“- Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job, Spicoli?
- Jeff Spicoli: What for?
- Brad Hamilton: You need money.
- Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.”
Judge Reinhold - Brad Hamilton
Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli