“You know what my philosophy of life is? That it's important to have some laughs, but you gotta suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point of life.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Tom Wingo: It's the Southern Way; when things get too painful, we either avoid them or we laugh.
- Susan Lownstein: When do you cry?
- Tom Wingo: We don't.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo
Barbra Streisand - Susan Lowenstein

“Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!”

Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

“I never saw anything funny that didn't cause pain.”
Freddie Davies - Bruno Parker

“- Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
- Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
- Guy Fleegman: Plucky?”
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan