“- Kate Moseley: If you're so bored, why don't you read?
- Doug Dorsey: What, you mean like a book?
- Kate Moseley: That is a traditionally accepted format, yes.”
Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

- Mallory Grace: The book was in here with a big warning that said "Do not read", and you read it?
- Jared Grace: It's a book. I didn't think reading it would unleash goblin fury, okay?
Sarah Bolger - Mallory Grace
Freddie Highmore - Jared Grace

“- Hermione Granger: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
- Ron Weasley: This is light?”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger
Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley

“- Jacob Fuller: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
- Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?”
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller
Tom Savini - Sex Machine

“- Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read any Judy Blume books? … Have you ever read any books?
- Scott: Does 'Sports Illustrated' count?”
Austin Nichols - Griffen Grayson
Billy Aaron Brown - Scott