“- Kyra: Where have you guys been?
- Sarah Zoltanne: Oh, making out, lip-locking, tongue wrestling. The usual.
- Kyra: Very funny.”
Soleil Moon Frye - Kyra Thompson
Sarah Chalke - Sarah Zoltanne

- Evelyn Ames: You look like someone who can take care of herself. Buy some condoms. Don't feel bad. He probably really likes you. If you can just... enjoy yourself with him like he's enjoying himself with you. That's what I do. I'm in it for the "endolphin" rush.
- Suzanne Vale: Endorphin.
- Evelyn Ames: Whatever.

Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“This is even funnier than I anticipated.”

Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry

“- Gianelli: I'm a police officer. Drop the gun!
- Billy Caufield: I'm a mental patient. I'm not impressed.
- Gianelli: You're not this crazy, are you?
- Billy Caufield: Actually, this is my idea of a good time.”
James Remar - Gianelli
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“I love you, Pete... but I'm not enjoying it.”
Holly Hunter - Dorinda Durston