“I'm gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I'm gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.”

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“Evidence of deep penetrating wounds into each ocular orbit, entering into the cranial cavity. Also jagged lacerations to the face. The right area of his throat has been crushed. Thorax has been crushed and the lungs are filled with fluid.”

Darwin Joston - Dr. Phibes

“- T.K. Law: You were shot. You need to be examined.
- Gabriel Law: You can do it.
- T.K. Law: Um, newsflash. I'm a vet. You're not a dog.”
Carla Gugino - T.K. Law
Jet Li - Gabriel Yulaw

“Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam?”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- McCoy: It never rains but it pours.
- James T. Kirk: As a doctor, you of all people should be aware of the dangers of reopening old wounds.”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk