“- Prince Colwyn: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
- Ergo: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
- Prince Colwyn: No.
- Ergo: I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!”
Ken Marshall - Colwyn
David Battley - Ergo

“You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckers got served!”

Omarion Grandberry - David

“Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?”
Jon Lovitz - Mr. Marks

“Don't play hard to get, you might miss something.”
Robert Rusler - Buzz

“- Gwen DeMarco: You've got to admit, they really do love him.
- Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.”

Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber