“- Becky O'Shea: Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me A.
- Danny O'Shea: Is that lipstick?
- Becky O'Shea: No. It's a cherry tootsie pop.”

Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton

I am in training, always. In my life, there is no time for women. It is all "run-run-run". Because of this, I am "chaste".
Michael Fremer - René Fromage

“I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do.”
Kate Bosworth - Anne Marie Chadwick