“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
- Babe: Oh.
- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.”
Bill Capizzi - Snoop, The Sniffer Dog
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“They say in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king, well in the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!”

Chris Farley - Jimmy

“Junior, when are you ever going to learn the difference between a rock and a nose?”